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            <title>Lanark Pin Up Contest</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Lanark Records is searching for the next &#8220;Pin Up&#8221; with its first monthly pin up contest. Monthly winners will receive Lanark merchandise and their photo will be featured in an upcoming issue of Retro Lovely pin up magazine. For rules and an entry form, please send us an e-mail with your contact information at pinup@lanarkrecords.net]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>THE REACH AROUND RODEO CLOWNS AND GIRLS AND CORPSES MAGAZINE: A MATCH MADE IN HELL</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[THE REACH AROUND RODEO CLOWNS AND GIRLS AND CORPSES MAGAZINE: A MATCH MADE IN HELL<br /><br />Some matches are fated:  booze and cigarettes, sweat and blood, chicks on chicks.  There&#8217;s something about it that is just plain right.  Something that draws the two things together until you can&#8217;t even think of one without the other.<br />So it is with The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns and Girls and Corpses magazine.<br /><br />The Clowns are literally frothing at the mouth (see Quentin on pg. 71!) over their feature article in the Spring issue, Volume 4, of this diabolically delicious mag that, again like the Clowns themselves, is nothing but real.  If you never had heard of this controversial magazine you are already missing the speedboat to hell.  Yeah, twisted, the mortal coil itself, but unafraid to challenge all that you have been led to believe and hold to be true.  <br /><br />Also featured in this Springtime for Hitler issue is Mary Carey in A pictorial spread with Adolph&#8217;s corpse.  Final proof of what many have suspected all along &#8212; that the Zombie Movie King George Romero is actually a zombie &#8212; is presented.  Comic, monster, and skull art are displayed in all its glory. <br /><br />To celebrate this release, the mass will gather at the California Institute of Abnormalities (C.I. A.) on April 17, 2010.  There, along with Corpses, and the rest of revelers, lords, and imps, The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns will knock &#8221;&#732;em dead in the kickoff to their third tour in six months of Southern California and work their way up the Northwest Coast with stops in San Francisco, Fresno, Banning, Bakersfield, Portland, Eugene, Seattle and more.  The pressure cooker that has become The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns is about to blow, blow up big and make sure to be apart of it in a city near you.  Check out on the web sites  <a href="http://www.lanarkrecords.net">www.lanarkrecords.net</a>   <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thereacharoundrodeoclowns">http://www.myspace.com/thereacharoundrodeoclowns</a><br />for tour updates and all around Clown news and views.  If you have concern for freedom of speech and The Truth, become a fan today.<br /><br />THE REACH AROUND RODEO CLOWNS:  Just so wrong, it&#8217;s right.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Clowns Update!</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[PRESS RELEASE &#8212; THE REACH AROUND RODEO CLOWNS<br /><br />The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns are the East Coast Psychobilly pioneers.  Formed in the grunge-infested Nineties, &#8220;The Clowns&#8221; began an impenetrable musical force that has continued mercilessly to this very moment, the band having just returned home with the rewards of their second West Coast tour in four months.<br /><br />While in Los Angeles, The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns increased their involvement with their distributor Inner Knot/ADA (WEA) to include the duplication and promotion of their soon-to-be released rock narrative Dark Days, Dark Nights (Lanark Record) already hailed by Robert Rhine, Deaditor-in-Chief of Girls and Corpses magazine, as the most anticipated rock opus since The Who&#8217;s Tommy.   The band will be featured in the Spring issue of Rhine&#8217;s titillating, controversial bikini girl/gore fest mag. The Clowns&#8217; tale is currently being produced in CD, comic book/graphic novel, and mix-media formats.  Movie plans are being made.<br /><br />Horribly intriguing yet endlessly challenging the decay of the Modern World, Dark Days tells the lurid tale of the heartbroken, jobless Rodeo Clown Bob during his decent into a hellish, everyday killing spree.  The antagonist turns protagonist when his last friend, a loyal American bulldog, finds Jesus in a backyard well.  It is in this metaphor that The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns surprisingly offer hope for the people of America and, and in the process, to a larger world filled with more jobless, homeless, and hungry.  The CD is co-produced by the band&#8217;s founder Quentin Jones and Tom &#8220;T-Bone&#8221; Edmonds, whose work is currently detailed in Mix magazine.<br /><br />The Clowns are touring now in support of their GREATEST HITS! (Lanark) throughout the South and the Southwest. The band will arrive in Los Angeles for an April 17th showcase during the celebration of the Spring Issue of Girls and Corpses at Hollywood&#8217;s best-kept secret The California Institute of Abnormalities (C.I.A.).  This is a-must-attend event for anyone with a hot button to push, who might like to break a story. Come Christmas the Clowns &#8220;cross the pond&#8221; for their first tour of Europe and Japan, where the band is anxiously being awaited as the real saviors of Rock &#8221;&#732;N&#8217; Roll.<br /><br />Their music itself is pure American Rock &#8221;&#732;N&#8217; Roll, with its punk, Country and Western, rockabilly, surf, and let&#8217;s not forget, Blues and Gospel roots firmly intact.  To hear their music and witness the Monsters of Mayhem themselves in concert footage and videos featuring their own unique brand of dopey humor, visit.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Ren and Stimpy meet the Reach Around Rodeo Clowns</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Ren and Stimpy Artist Jim Smith and the Reach Around Rodeo Clowns along with Robert Rhine of Girls and Corpses magazine got together on 2/6/10 for a Jam session. Smith was also the guitar player for the theme song of the show and Rhine has interviewed the band for the next issue of his magazine. Afterwards, the went back to Smiths house where Smith made a drawing of the Band!]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>CLOWNS TOPPLE TINSELTOWN</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[CLOWNS TOPPLE TINSELTOWN<br /> <br />                      The San Andreas , in an agitated mood could not have shaken things up as much as<br />      the arrival of those " Beasts From The East " , THE REACH AROUND RODEO CLOWNS . The Rodeo<br />Clowns : Quentin , Ace , Lynn , & Dave hit the Los Angeles Area with a vengeance and delivered 3 knockout<br />performances of Clown Classics and electrifying new material that kept the West Coast Faithful in a frenzy ,<br />while adding many new faces to their ever expanding fan base.<br />                       When the dust finally settled after their triumphant tour through Hollywood , Anaheim , &<br />Lake Elsinore , one thing was made abundantly clear , The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns have ignited<br />a musical firestorm that will consume the landscape for many years to come.<br /> <br /> <br />                                                                                                                                           Johnny]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns Music in Films, Network Televission</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns Music in Films, Network Televission and Artists that Have Covered Them.<br /><br />1997<br />The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns had their own half hour show on Prism&#8217;s Chamaeleon television program. Prism was a forerunner of &#8220;Starz&#8221; in the northeast  The Clown&#8217;s music was featured as preformed live by the band.<br /><br /><br />2005 <br />&#8220;The Girl From Hell&#8221;<br />written by Quentin Jones<br />First released by the Reach Around Rodeo Clowns 2000<br />Covered by Stray Cat Lee Rocker on his Racin the Devil Cd<br />Alligator - 4907<br /><br />&#8220;The Road to Hell&#8221;<br />written Quentin Jones <br />&#8220;She Sure Sucks a Lot&#8221; written <br />by Quentin and Wendell Jones<br />Both were first released by the Reach Around Rodeo Clowns 1996.<br />Used in the Adult film Stunt Girl 2, distributed by Hustler Video and the use of these two songs were unknown to Quentin until 2009. This film was very high profile in the Adult world.<br /><br />2006<br />The CBS television show &#8220;Numb3rs&#8221; used Lee Rockers version of &#8220;The Girl From Hell&#8221; during one of its episodes. It was also used in the independent film Boxcorners.<br /><br />2008, 2009<br />Quentin Jones, the main writer for the Reach Around Rodeo Clowns, was contracted to write songs for the following artists:<br /><br />Charlie Gracie, who himself was covered by Paul McCartney on his Run Devil Run project and who is a major influence on all the major acts of the 1960's. Charlie knocked Elvis out of Number One spot way back in the 50's and is a major star in his own right.<br /><br />Nick Kane, guitarist with  the Grammy winning band The Mavericks. Nick is working on his new solo project<br /><br />Ace Fililipni has written a song called Rock and Roll party, wich has been recorded for release by Charlie Gracie.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Clowns Music in XXX Film!</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Coming as a pleasant surprise to the Rodeo Clowns, it seam cutting edge XXX Director Jack the Zipper has use two songs from the new Reach Around Rodeo Clowns Greast Hits Cd for his film, Stunt Girl Vol.2. This is a review of the film which is available thought Hustler/Pulse<br /><br />Description:<br />When Stuntgirl was released in 2004, it became an instant modern classic. As an astonishing mix of art and porn, Stuntgirl is regarded as the single most influential work of the new porn era and voted among the top XXX films of all time by AVN Magazine. In 2005 with the release of Stuntgirl 2, the bar was raised even higher with even more incredible hardcore sex and outstanding visuals. This newly re-mastered deluxe special edition box set with added features including original director&#8217;s cuts from the master tapes captures the breathtakingly artistic with amazing clarity. Perfect for fans of hardcore artistic films featuring some of the best raw talent in the industry. <br />Director: jackthezipper<br />Length: 180 minutes<br />Year: 2007<br />Stars: Kimberly Kane, Jessica Jaymes, Venus, Hollie Stevens, Deja, Tina Fatale, Satine Diamond, Elizabeth Michelle, Manuel Ferrara, Kurt Lockwood, Cytherea, Dee, Katrina Kraven, Mika Tan, Jassie, Jayna Oso, Lolita Redstocking, Alec Knight, Trent Soluri, Seth DickensVoted Among The Top XXX Films Of All Time!<br /><br />Together At Last... The Modern XXX Classics That Changed The Face Of Porn Forever!<br /><br />This Box Set Consists of: Stuntgirl #1 And #2.<br /><br /><a href="http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss258/quentin401/?action=view&current=Copyofstunt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss258/quentin401/Copyofstunt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Lanark Records Signs Grammy Award Wining Guitarist!</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[In keeping with our goal of bringing the finest &#8220;roots&#8221; music to the public, we are very proud to announce the signing of Nick Kane to Lanark records!  First we will be re releasing Nick&#8217;s acclaim Cd, Songs in the Key of E, in the U.S., followed up by a all new disc of music from Nick Kane and the Lanark Kings.<br /><br />Nicks Bio:<br /><br />Nick Kane and the Lanark Kings<br /><br />Nick Kane was born August 21, 1954 in Camden, NJ. In the early 1960&#8217;s Nick&#8217;s family moved to Germany where his father, James Patrick Kane, pursued a career as an opera singer.<br /><br />In 1972 Nick began playing guitar full-time in bands working the military club circuit in Europe. He played thousands of dates and spent time in British and German rock bands. <br /><br />By 1985 Nick was based out of Miami Fla. He was a member of roots-rock band The Preachers and toured the East Coast extensively, opening for many seminal alt-rock bands of the day, including the Red Hot Chili Peppers, TSOL, X, Jason and the Nashville Scorchers, Tex and the Horseheads etc.<br /><br />In 1987 Nick joined Miami blues stalwarts &#8221;&#732;IKO IKO&#8217;. Their 1st album &#8221;&#732;Snowstorm in the Jungle&#8217; was released on Kingsnake Records. <br /><br />In late 1988 Nick moved to New York City and joined blues band Little Mike and the Tornadoes. With the Tornadoes Nick spent the next year-and-a-half traveling the world backing up legendary Chicago blues artists Pinetop Perkins, Hubert Sumlin, Jimmy Rodgers and many others. Nick also recorded on several albums for Blind Pig Records.<br /><br />In 1990 Nick moved to Los Angeles and immersed himself in the prolific club and recording scene there. Over the next 3 years Nick established himself as a versatile and consummate professional. <br /><br />In 1993 Nick joined country-pop band the Mavericks and moved to Nashville. The Mavericks released a slew of Platinum and Gold selling albums on MCA and Universal Records, toured extensively, headlined the Royal Albert Hall eight times and won a host of international awards including a Grammy in 1995. <br /><br />During that period Nick found time to be involved with many projects, most notably producing an album for Canadian swing orchestra &#8221;&#732;Johnny Favorite&#8217; on Universal Canada. Nick was nominated for &#8221;&#732;Producer of the Year&#8217; at the 2000 Juno Awards.<br /><br />In 1999 Nick released his first solo album, &#8221;&#732;Songs in the Key of E&#8217; on Llist Records. The album was also released in Canada on Universal and in Europe on Demon/Westside and Edel.<br /><br />After the Mavericks folded in 2000 Nick concentrated his efforts on local Nashville based projects. In 2002 he recorded the album &#8221;&#732;Believe&#8217; with &#8221;&#732;The Legendary Shack Shakers&#8217; on YepRoc Records and toured briefly with the band.<br /><br />In 2003 Nick started his own band &#8221;&#732;The Balls&#8217;, an all-instrumental rock power trio. In 2004 he released an album of original compositions with the Balls entitled &#8221;&#732;Come Out Swinging&#8217; on his own label Lonely Puppy Music. That album was also released 2007 in Germany on the Monogenuss label. <br /><br />In 2009 Nick formed a new band call &#8221;&#732;Nick Kane and the Lanark Kings&#8217;, with Quentin Jones, a producer, and a guitar player with many the top roots/rockabilly acts. Nick and Quentin will be writing, recording and performing guitar driven roots rock and roll. Joining Nick and Quentin will be famed drummer Dave Ferarra.<br />Nick and Quentin will be producing a new Cd for Lanark Records. This new band that is sure to become one of the top roots band in the world. The new project will feature Nicks outstanding guitar work and vocals on all new recordings.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>The Rodeo Clowns listed in yodeling book!</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[It seams the Clowns are in the book, Yodel-ay-ee-oooo: The Secret History Of Yodeling Around The World- Page 295. For those who have not heard our music, we have been known to yodel now and then. Somewhere the author of this book must of known or heard about one of our songs. This is what I found on the net, it may or may not  be complete. <br /><br />by Bart Plantenga - Music - 2004 - 342 pages<br />... continued &#8221;¢ Whip It Dut, Reach Around Rodeo Clowns, Llist, 1997. "Come Yodel <br />in My Canyon" is naughty Cramps-onian psychobilly &#8212; metal meets mental? ... <br /><br />If anyone has this book, or know about this or any other books, let us know!]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>Gearing up for our next two releases!</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s about time!<br /><br />On Saturday January 10th, Charlie Gracie came by Lanark&#8217;s studio to put down some more tracks for his second Lanark release. 13 songs are now ready for us to put the finishing touches on, which includes some input from some very special guests! We are working to have everything completed by the end of the winter. Then we will mix and master it. From there, we will be ready to release it.<br /><br />January 09 also marks the end of recording for the new Reach Around rodeo Clowns CD. The &#8220;Clowns&#8221; have finished recording 14 all new songs. Producer and Guitarist Quentin Jones is now mixing the Cd. We are aiming for a spring 09 release.<br /><br />Over the next 60 days, Lanark will be announcing new artists it will be signing for upcoming releases!]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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